Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Start Of The 3rd Geography Related Blog

Good Morning RHC Geography Students From Millies Class

I don't know what the other groups do and tbh I don't care because our groups pretty awesome =)

I thought i'd do the difficult thing and try and remember all the fun we have had in geography over the past week and my sieve memory can remember barely anything. I will also post a few comments on maybe Belfast and try and teach some information to you guys on the way.

This week in geography
Stefan took a dive and combat moved towards his chair upon being something like 20 minutes late.
Tristan tested the boundaries on Millies ago o.O Chalk Boards or White Boards I think i might have not been paying to much attention.
In regards to Belfast im pretty sure I can say Essex is worst in every retrospect so maybe we can change what we are studying, plus it means we could stay at my house, its small as anything but we could lay sleeping bags. On second thought maybe not
Stefan was impressed he made it to the lesson early after lunch (by 3 minutes) only to be asked by Millie where he was before lunch.
James communist robot android theories were put under stress when his plan to eliminate religion was met by Millies backlash at which point eventually she surrended with the idea that if he can support it he should go for it.
Also I made a few jokes but I can't remember them now but 1 out of 11 might have been a little funny

Im kinda running out on things my minds on a blank so i'm gonna tell you all a story about myself and the next blog will be better I promise.

Warning: This is a story about a lack of love, 6th forms, mums, Indiana Jones and is violently graphic
A long time ago I was planning to go to another 6th form, my mum has never been really proud of me and we had a huge fight in the car and she told me that I didnt look smart enough for the interview as well as that I was going to be an embarassment to her. (I wore a smart shirt and a tie but my smart jeans let me down) anyway just to say upon closer observation that my mum missed a key part of dressing for my interview! I won't say what but feel free to ask if you want. Anyway we arrived at the 6th form and took a seat in reception we wern't on speaking groups regardless of how much she apologised. The head of 6th form greeted us and took us around the place, the 6th form block wasnt finished yet but he promised it would be by the time I started anyway we went around the place and it was kinda nice had a good look round. He proceeded to take us to his office, we made it into the building and there was a flat mat on the ground I traveresed the flat mat with ease however my mum took it a little to fast. The mat went flying into the air and my mum began to roll towards me, and shes a bit of chunky lady so like the scene in Indiana Jones I began to run but didnt have enough time to get away with the ancient artifact I had stolen. Regardless she then smacked into the back of my legs and almost took me down with her. She then sat on the ground pulling a family guy, that is moving back and forwards clutching the leg she had scratched. Eventually upon pulling the mat off the roof we went into the heads office. It was here my mum began to inspect the damage on her knee pulling off bits of dead skin while the head was talking and asking us questions. How embarassing, anyway the questions were drawing to a close and my mum was happy with what she had done to her knee pulling her trackies <- yes trackies. Back down her leg she smashed her head into the corner of the table. Shocked the head of 6th form gave me an offer because otherwise I would have sued his arse.

We left the 6th form with me saying "Whos gonna embarass who?"
Only to be told to "Shut your (Insert swear word here) mouth Christopher!!!"

To be honest I tell the story far better when given time

Also feel free to post any memorable moments
And until I can be bothered to post anything else ;) :P

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