Lack Of Updates

Ive Been Busy, But In Other News Im Back And Writing Something So Someone Will Be Happy. Ive Had Lots Of Silly Plans For This Blog Anyway

First Off I Did Not Go To The Meeting, I Neglected My Duties But To Be Honest It Was My Birthday And I Forget So Here Is An Online Access Point For The Feedback To The Lesson, And I Will Be Naming Names So Millie Know Who Said Bad Stuff About Her.

The Blogs Are Good <-- Im Pretty Sure They Mentioned Millies And James Noone Mentioned Mine =(
Cake Is Good
The Cake Was A Lie (We Put Our Faith Into You Millie And It Hurts When You Lie To Us)
Lots Of Videos
General Praise

Bad Points
Everyone Wanted To Go To Break (So They Left)
Also Something About Sam And Cryss Looking Too Much Alike And Confusing Everyone

Counters
Most Cakes In One Lesson: 4 (Cupcakes Count As One, Muffins Count As 1)
Number Of Times Ive Made It Thru All The Songs On My Ipod: Once But Almost Did It Again Before I Had To Use A Song For Film Studies
Courseworks Handed In: 3/4 (4th Is Soon)
Times Sams Said Ive Stolen His Job: 10920938482745837947329576.1
Days Made It Thru On The 30 Day Song Challenge: 1 Wait Make It 2

Its A Song About The Wizard Of Oz.... AWESOME, I Cannot Be Held For Any Content Within Because I Did Not Watch This Video Before I Recklessly Updated And Left It For Millie To Watch.

Days Ive Been On The 30 Day Song Challenge: 15?
Videos Im Searching For One: Trust Youll Know When I Find It

Im Currently Adapting An Old Film Project For Coursework, I Might Upload For Approval At Some Point Hehe.

Geography Wise, Were On To Climate And Other Than The Fact That I Am The Cause For Global Warming, No Not Because Im Hot Because Im Literally About 10 Degrees Warmer Than Every Other Person On The Planet, We Got Through The Most Difficult Bit, Luckily Tristan Decided To Go For A Skive On That Day And Hence Missed It All..... Stupid Paintball Lazer Tag Thing He Does. Anyway I Thought I Would Describe A Few Awesomes About Climate.
1) We Are Not Responsible For Global Warming..... We Are Responsible For Accelerated Global Warming Which Means That It Was Gonna Happen, We Just Make It Go Even Faster.

2) A Mass Extinction Is The Removal Of Lots Of Species Over A Short Time This Is In Terms Of History Millions Of Years Hence The Human Race Has Been One Of The Largest Catalysts For Extinction (Depressing)

3) Milakovitch Would Be An Awesome Name For A Sandwhich =)

4) We Need All To Act To Stop Climate Change If We Dont When We Get Ice Lollies Out They Will Melt Instantly, Can You Imagine A Future Without Ben And Jerries. Can You

5) Climate Is The Easiest Module To Link To Other Areas, Volcanoes Made The Climate, The Weather Made From Climate Affects Populations. Rivers Are Made By Rain Thank You Climate. When We Harness Storm Power Climate Will Fuel Energy Erm
And Stuff

I Went To Essex The Other Week, That Was Hell My Mum Can Never See From My Point Of View. And Its Not Because Im Difficult To Deal With, Even If Everyone Would Say I Am (Gawyn And Izzie). Heres Just An Extract Of My Time In Hell From The Diary I Wrote On My Arm In My Own Blood.

Day 3:
Theres Still No Heating, Mum Used The Dog As An Alarm Clock At 6AM This Morning, Been Sleeping On The Floor Apparently If Shes Up I Should Get Up Never Understood That. Argued With Mum About Money She Said She Needed It For The House, She Has Someone Who Mucks Her Horse Out And It Needed A 2000 Pound Operation, Decided That Next Time She Says The Money Thats For Me Is For The House For My Brother I Will Call BS. Went To See My Grandparents The House Was Much Warmer But Thats Only Because My Grandad Heats It Through Smoking, It Was Worse Than A Rave Club In London In There. Went Back Home Argued About Money Again My Mums An Idiot, If My Dad Gets 33% Of The Profit And Pays 33% Of The Money To Upgrade The House Thats Completely Fair, She Didnt Think So......

She Then Said That She Will Just Sell The House As It Is (No Central Heating, No Wallpaper, Damaged And In Need Of A Good Clean. I Explained To Her That For Every 1 Person Who Wants A Handymans Dream 250 Will Turn It Down. I Also Explained That The House Was Almost Worthless In This Regard, She Didnt Really Care.

Bought 10 Guinesses But Drank 1 And Moved Onto Jack Daniels Instead. The TV In The Living Room Is Broken, A Small One Sits On Top Of It....... The Dog Is Trying To Chew Anything That Moves Including Me........ My Brother Gave My Playstation Games To His Best Friend.... The Ones He Brought Back Wernt Even The Ones I Was Looking For. He Said The CD I Wanted Wasnt In The Garage, It Was But It Was Waterdamaged Because He Put It Under The Holes In The Roof.

Broke Into The House To Get In, Its Not Exactly Difficult But I Think It Scares Potential Robbers Away, The Roof Fell Through Once On Me. My Mum Wanted Me To Sort Out The Arial For Her TV, She Couldnt Understand Why The Signal Was Bad. Had An Argument Because I Told Her That Having An Aerial In A Insulated Loft |Is Pointless, She Then Told Me To Go Up Their And Fix It. Took An Hour To Get A Passable Signal Then I Went Downstairs And The Dog Almost Broke My New Laptop.....

Meh I Dont Think This Blog Was As Funny As It Shudda Been... Ill Try Again Soon =)

Also For Those Who Wanted Topless Pics You Will Not Be Dissapointed ; ) Thats All I Will Say =D

So Damb Tired

Its Friday the something something, anyway time for me to get back to blogging, courseworks been hell and I still have 2 pieces left and I do need something to make me feel better in between work so here goes nothing.

Counters (Maybe I Cud Get One Of These On The Side One Day Who Knows)
Number Of Capitalist Cakes: 3
Number Of Communist Cakes: 1 (Yeah)
Number Of Students Fallen Asleep In Class: 1
Number Of Coffees I Need Right Now: 47.23
Number Of Meetings Im Supposed To Attend: 1
Number I Will Probably Attend: 0
Number Of Belfast Sheets Burned: 26

Onto More Impressive Things I Think....
Damb Im Mega Exhausted Today

I BEAT MY OWN CHALLENGE 325 SONGS LATER
I made it through every song on my ipod with admittedly around 12 skips by just hammering shuffle songs, try it. Takes ages ¬ ¬ Almost as long as Sam's one vid a day thingy for 30 days.

Maybe I should do it too?

Day 1: Scary Japanese Metal Band Who Sing Crazy Fast And Also Dress Up Like Rappers And Play Metal
Kinda Funny xD - Also Their Singers Hair *Confused Face*

Also my laptops breaking which is doing my head in, makes using anything difficult and I forgot my coursework notes so I can't make good use of my time anyway i've started ranting over making funnies and that just won't do.

This week we has a super serious exam paper finishing it up today, when writing my conclusion I realised that I had gone off topic, its not been a good day ¬ ¬. Then we had a video from Mr Ian Stuart minus some appalling jokes I'm not too sure wether they were mine or his probably both we settled into a groove. Despite that the irish ragamuffin stole my future job *Mildly angry face*

Hell people don't even read this anyway...... So I can pretty much say whatever I want then right.... right...... thats it im gonna say it.... say it loud..... "Im Black And Im Proud" - Quoted From Someone From Some Song... JAMES BROWN - I Think

Todays Really Not My Day..... Need A Drink And Some Food A Nap And A Finished Piece Of Geology Coursework ¬ ¬!

PEOPLES
Its valentines monday, so I want some love themed cakes and we can all hand out roses and cards to our favourite smexy peeps in our class. Oh and we should wish Millie well when she leaves us, any excuse to get out of my Birthday :'( and millie don't read this bit. Thats an order from Class Rep.... I forgot noone reads this anyway.

Since i got 3 votes for topless pics I will have to upload something at some point, maybe after the gym when I look like Jacob from Twilight.... Not that i've ever seen that :S ehem

In regards to studies for today stick it =) Ima gonna upload my Merapi case study for you to all plagerise it's actually quite good. Nighty Night Guys

Also 99 views one more to triple figures. 98 of them were me =D

24

And we have reach 24 hours until the deadline of the exam.After geography today I went home. Usually it takes 30 minutes but due to the interference of some cute cats and a trip to ASDA (I know Wal Marts beach) I made it back at I dunno 3. Haha then started my evening

3:00 - Got Home
        - Had A Lunch

4:00 - Played Dead Space 2

5:00 - Fell Asleep For A Bit

6:00 - Started Revision

6:02 - Finished Revising (Its Always Suggested You Dont Revise For Too Long)

6:03 - Worked Out.... (I Am Super Buff Hence The Suggestion For Topless Pics)

6:40 - Went On Laptop

6:52 and 11 Seconds - Laptop Has Mildy Loaded

7:12 - Just Got Facebook To See Stuff To Do

7:27 - Maybe Revision Time

7:37 - Maybe Not Dinner

9:00 - Back In Ma Room

9:00 - Attempting To Grab An Achievement On Heavy Rain

10.00 - Cannot Get This Achievement Am Getting Frustrated

10.40 - Swore A Ridiculous Amount Of Times And Turned Off My Playstation

11:00 - Read Through The First Half Of My Biography.... Its Kinda Short

11:45 - Getting Late I Should Probably Watch Family Guy

12:32 And 3/4 - Well Its The Day Of The Exam But More Importantly Its February That Month Of My Birth!!!

1:11 - Just Finished Reading Chibi Vampire :D

2.00 - Cant Sleep

2.01 - On Halo Reach

2.40 - Better Be Responsible (Turned The TV Sound Down On Reach Don't Wanna Wake Anyone Up)

3.04 - Found An Irish Guy On Xbox Live Asked Him What He Thought Of Belfast (Told Ya Id Do Ma Revision)

3.49 - Argued With The Irish Guy On What I Know About Belfast

4.04 - Xbox Off

4.05 - Playstation On

4.52 - Playstation Off

4.53 - Mobile Phone Alarm Set Up At 6 For Shower And Shave

5.02 - Went To Bed

5.05 - Asleep Good Night Everyone

There Will Be Blood

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12312287
A talk over the idea of marches in regards to honouring bloodly sunday, it tells of the side from each those who wish to continue the marches they held before PM apologises quite good


No funny is late tired and I just found this

Love you guys xD

Geography Mock The Week

Upon Further Decisions Im Hoping Our Class Of All Classes Will Be Able To Host Geographies Own Mock The Week.

Unable to decide whether to place myself as Dara O Brien or Russell Howard we will need to look for some people willing to be on my panel, I have a few people in mind but it comes down to who wants to do what. Im hoping we can have as many on the panel as willing. Hopefully we can have a large proportion of the class joining into the group if not we could have an audience. Looking for contributions and ideas in regard to this as well as people willing to be Frankie Boyle, High Dennis, James (From The Class) and someone willing to dress like a robot. Maybe.

Anyways it will be a nice day to chill out after the horror of Belfast which will be ever closer after a weekend at work.

In regards to fun, youll have to wait for this to become fun. I'm not a machine haha

Fieldwork

Another key part of the coursework is why the impact of fieldwork taken into Belfast, first off unfortunaltely Millie did not want to take us to Belfast and heres a comprehensive list of reasons why.

1) We did not have enough time to organise a trip to Belfast we recieved the information in November?
2) The risk assessment came back and said odds are Cryss And Tristan wouldnt survive the trip and although Millie has always wanted to be on the cover of the Taunton magazine, she wasn't willing to lose her job.

On a literal note a risk assessment would identify as high risk for students.
3) Belfast isn't an exactly safe area check BBC News students walking around doing fieldwork and asking questionaires may not get answers they are looking for.
4) Pricing, trips are expensive those without money cannot afford trips hence they do not go onto trips.
5) Staffing - Millie doesn't want to go, the class doesn't want to do can you think of anyone seriously willing to be another teacher on the list of those who didn't make it back from Belfast.

So what does that mean we can do, it means in regards to fieldwork we have to use what we have got and thats easy enough theirs loads of information on the internet about the wards in Belfast ive posted a little up here and theirs even more in the AIB. So what about Primary data you may ask we can take primary data using Geographic Information Systems Or GIS or Google Earth. Using these we can perform Environmental Quality Assessments online these are a much safer cheaper and quicker alternative than taking a trip to Belfast.

So how would we go about picking sites for the EQA well we need a sampling strategy. 4 Types
Pragmatic - Pick where it makes sence to pick, AKA where we have data for
Good Points
Provides data for the area so we know we have it
Avoid sites that are out of bounds of reaching

Bad Points
Can include bias

Random - Completely Random
Good Points
Removes Bias (Intentional)
Easy Enough To Work Out

Bad Points
May Lack Data
Can Be In Backgardens Oceans Etc

Systematic - Machine like as in I will sample every 11.22654567 cm in yards x 11.5
Good Points
Gives a good spread of an area
Removes intentional bias

Bad Points
May include areas that cannot be accessed.

Stratified - Divides the areas up into sections and you take a certain number of results from each section
Good Points
Represents an area well

Bad Points
Can have areas where results can be difficult to obtain

And you can also have a mix and match although it might be difficult to take a systematically random approach.

Good examples are a pragmatic stratified sample as it allows a fair representation of the city while allowing you to pick the areas that apply to your GIS system of choice.

What to do with the data, well from a starting point our EQA's can be compared with the other students and I know we all have different opinions in regards to housing coming from Essex I am probably more lenient to everything else. By combining results it does mean that you can an even representation of how varying people view these houses the other idea may be to have a very specific EQA

Heres and example in regards to Murals

1 - Best
Clean Murals, good messages that have not been vandalised or damaged. Shows the best of Belfast history

5 - Worst
Murals that encourage divides in the community or have messages that are not appropriate for others. Shows the worst of belfasts history

Remember the more in depth you are in the exam the more they will like it to an extent please no.

Any mural that has colours that may offend as well as a derogatory message and slandering and..... (11 and a half pages later) .... no pictures of scooby doo I hate him. The end oh I forgot........

What to do with the results
Kinda feeling a bit mellow anyway from the top take your results you can compare them against the results of others or secondary sources. Think the SOA's, you can also use iser lines to seperate the area into the best of the EQA and if your feeling really smart you can use your GIS system to create a bar charts that reach for the sky or in the case of duncairn maybe not haha.

Well I did go all out with some of the best bits of this weeks geography so lets have another story mayhaps. Ive gotta admit sometimes our parents just do your nut in, my mum probably never believed in me she must have been a Daily Mail reader because she was convinced that I was going off the rails at every oppertunity. Cryss your not doing drugs are you, No Mum, your not in a gang are you, no mum, your not going to go out and do in the real world what you do in those video games. Yes mum in a drug addicated, murderer in a gang...... Really? NO!!!!

Anyway sometimes we come up with some rubbish excuses im sure Millie has had her fair share of lame excuses its not often our parents come up with the same idea. My mum on the other hand was horrid in regards to making good excuses, so heres a little backstory. It was around 3am in the morning, I was home from Kent for the holidays, my mum had woken up and come downstairs. She started arguing with me about going to bed. As always a firm believer in the im awake your awake, im asleep your asleep movement she believed that I should be in bed. Being the royal pain in the ass I be I asked her why I should be in bed and she simply replied because I can't sleep knowing your not asleep. This horrible excuse led me to two conclusions, first off what the hell was she doing in between the 4 hours it took for her to realise I was still awake and secondly what did she do when I went back to Kent / Somerset. Its 4am in the morning she sits up looking at the moon through the window. A single tear streams down her face and in a wimpery voice she whispers. I.... just.... hope.... hes getting.... a good nights sleep.

Anyway hope that made a few people laugh. xD

Current Affairs o.O

Todays edition will be full of smiley faces, a rainbow attitude after another good geography lesson and to top it all off some Irish current affairs which arn't exactly that nice. Anyway most importantly of my many duties as class representative is to keep counters on the current state of our class. Heres the counters as of 28th January 10:20 something.

Number Of Communist Cakes: 1
Number Of Capatalist Cakes: 0
Number Of Times Told Off By Millie: Many More
Number Of Student Walk Outs: 1
Number Of Swears: Rising
Number Of Class Blogs: 3 (One Is Shared)?
Days Till Belfast Exam: 4

Today I would like to add my reasoning for how I act today I went tried to contribute in a meaningful manner and here were my reactions to an otherwise alien attitude. My arm hurts..... still hurts...... change arms..... damb my hand was up before that guy..... This is why I disrupt the lesson..... kittens.... arms dropped off. Picked dropped off arm up with other hand and waved it frantically. Got Millies Attention =D

Anyway something actually educational so feel free to skip down if you arn't here for this blog. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12302451 is referencing to another bomb found on Antrim road where it all seems to be going down, this time it was found behind the scout hut. The bomb found at a shop was from a group claiming to be republicans.

So far ive never posted anything good, about Belfast well heres something I suppose http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12302451 it basically states that the trade in Belfast harbour is up by 5% over the last year. Good news which also means that in the AIB the idea of expanding the lough may be a good idea for a little more than just tourism.

Remember what we learned today heres a few of my own points to help with the exam stresses, or in my case the ignore it and it will go away (4 days till that happens =D)

Key Words
Intergenerational - Passing Through The Generations
Cycle Of Deprivation - The Idea That If You Suffer In Areas You Start To Suffer In Areas, If Your House Is In Disrepair It Affects Your Health
Deprivation - The Lacking Of Basic Amenities
GIS - Geographic Information Systems Or Google Earth For Short
Enclave - A Segregated Community (This Word Makes Me Think Of Something Nerdy ^ ^)

5 Facts About Me
1) I Blog As Revision Or An Attempt To Accomplish
2) If I Was 250,000% Funnier I Might Try Being A Comedian
3) I Buy Collectors Editions Of Everything (I'm A Consumer Puppet)
4) I Stole Sam's Job
5) I Am In The Process Of Writing An Biography =D

Interesting Quotes
"I have long hair, am spotty as hell who's going to accept a flirt from me?"

"The minute she said no flirting I was so tempted to go up their and stroke her arm, but I didnt want to get slapped or arrested"

"The mistake we have made is that in electing me class rep you have given me absolute power even above Millie"

"Tristan Wa Baka Desu"

"Communism Was Smashed By Capitalism"

"It Goes Like This Me, Millie, Rest Of The Class, James"

"Theyre All Blonde, And You All Have The Same Hair Colour...
... Quick Hair Flick And Maybe Smile"

This video is for Tristan who seemed to be enjoying it haha!

More Irish Films

Last night on this thing called TV (Telephonic Visual Set) there was a film on channel 4? called "Bloody Sunday" it starred James Nesbitt who was the guy who wanted to stab Liam Neeson in the other film we watched. Basically bloody sunday was the event in which the UK army shot at unarmed civilians killing 13 on the 30th January 1972. Another man died 4.5 and half months later, the death was attributed to the injuries he recieved on that day, the horrible Irony was that the man was not even involved in the riots.

A little background to the situation the march was organised to be held in Derry, all marches and protests had been banned but that did not stop the situation occuring. The IRA had promised all members in attendence would be unarmed. The army had barricaded the predicted parade group and they moved round. Teenagers battered at the barricade to be hosed down and shot with rubber bullets.

Reports of an IRA sniper meant that the order to fire live rounds was given from their it became almost a massacre, members of the army shooting civilians. It only got worse from here people were shot in the back. One of the most horrible stories of the dead is Bernard McGuigan (41). Shot in the back of the head when he went to help Patrick Doherty. He had been waving a white handkerchief at the soldiers to indicate his peaceful intentions.

Army HQ ordered a ceasefire that was not held. In the resulting inquests many stories were said of those shot holding weapons. Witness reports, photographs and evidence for guns were not found. However a body did contain a nail bomb which was told by those that examined him before he died did not posess at the time. Also in regards to claims of weapons no British soldiers were harmed on the day of Bloody Sunday

The Effects Of The Bloody Sunday Massacre
The catholics lost trust in the British army
Crowds burnt down the Brittish Embassey
Led to nationalist joining military groups
Huge artistic reaction e.g U2 and "Sunday Bloody Sunday"

And an interesting fact - James Nesbitt is a patron of Wave - a charity that supports those traumatised by thge troubles. The charity was in trouble before he persuaded others to get involved.

And something fun, something fun....
Its difficult to write in a comedic fashion I suppose we can top this one with a few random facts about myself hopefully they will be a little fun
1) Ive left home twice when my first place took a nose dive I went back to live with my mother after a month it was time to move on and either one of us would off the other one first or someone had to leave.
2) I did AS geography before so you would assume I would have been good at the first year.... Turns out it was a rubbish school and 90% of what I was taught has not yet come up
3) Ive owed Nick in geography a beer for about a year and a half now (Ehem)
4) I don't sing in the shower..... I sing when I feel like it (And Im Pretty Awfuls)
5) I learnt 200 pages of lines for a musical with a strict rageime. It took me 5 days. Come home put futurama in the DVD player, read script until futurama DVD changes, change DVD. Repeat
6) Yes I Look Like A Stoner. No I Dont Know Any Guy Who Can Set You Up ;)
7) I fracture a bone in my foot once and walked on it until it healed
8) My dad considered me for therapy once !O.O!
9) @(o.o)@ <- That Is A Silly Monkey
10) I once made a mildly offensive in a comical way video in a homage to someone else for IT coursework, upon recieving an A for a massive joke I loled

Before I Made Ten Random Things I Was Gunna Make Some Information About Similarities About Me And James Nesbitt, Upon Finding There Were None You Guys Got This

Thats all for today folks see you next time.

I Actually Did Some Revision And Quote Of The Week

Anyway heres a basic summary, yes I will of all people teach you guys and girls something today. Last night taking a look on BBC News it was easy enough to identify a few things regarding current unrest in Belfast.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12261443
In short: shut up
In long: shut up no way did petrol bombs get thrown into  flat in Clifftonville. I also found some stats on Clifftonville http://www.ninis.nisra.gov.uk/mapxtreme/report.asp?INIT=YES&POSTCODE=BT146LP&DESC=FromGeneral&CurrentLevel=COA&ID=95GG170012&Name=95GG170012&Tab=SOA
They have a percentage of catholic residents of above 80% could be an attack on Catholics.

Thats however not the only story of unrest in Belfast. As well as the bomb on the residential street the army were called in again this time to deal withing South Belfast.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12253513

So far noone has come forward to claim responsibility making it difficult to assertain whether it was a paramilitary group or those out to make trouble. Although its almost the same thing ;)

Anyway i'm sure noone came to my Blog to learn but I suppose it helps if I do what the Blog for and its comes around to "QUOTE OF ZE WEAK"

Todays quote comes straight from Millies Watts pretty awesome class and is in regards to cooperation between the catholics and protestants. We all know the power of slogans the amount of times we have all heard "Theyre Great" well Ireland needs a slogan to promote cooperation and here it is.

"Catholics And Protestants: Last Time We Came Together We Built The Titanic. We Can Do It Again"

Side Notes:
Number Of Cakes Since Blog Started: 0
Number Of Times Told Off By Millie: Many
Number Of Times Gawyn Has Said "Sorry": Many More
Number Of Trips To Belfast Ive Taken To Ask People If Theyve Every Bombed Anyone: 0 (Yet)
Number Of Class Blogs: 3?
Number Of Communist Android Robots In Class: 0 (Yet ;))

Anyway Peave Out For Now Hope I Taught A Little
If I Get Two Comments Ill Tell A Funny Story About My Mum In Millies Lesson ;)

Start Of The 3rd Geography Related Blog

Good Morning RHC Geography Students From Millies Class

I don't know what the other groups do and tbh I don't care because our groups pretty awesome =)

I thought i'd do the difficult thing and try and remember all the fun we have had in geography over the past week and my sieve memory can remember barely anything. I will also post a few comments on maybe Belfast and try and teach some information to you guys on the way.

This week in geography
Stefan took a dive and combat moved towards his chair upon being something like 20 minutes late.
Tristan tested the boundaries on Millies ago o.O Chalk Boards or White Boards I think i might have not been paying to much attention.
In regards to Belfast im pretty sure I can say Essex is worst in every retrospect so maybe we can change what we are studying, plus it means we could stay at my house, its small as anything but we could lay sleeping bags. On second thought maybe not
Stefan was impressed he made it to the lesson early after lunch (by 3 minutes) only to be asked by Millie where he was before lunch.
James communist robot android theories were put under stress when his plan to eliminate religion was met by Millies backlash at which point eventually she surrended with the idea that if he can support it he should go for it.
Also I made a few jokes but I can't remember them now but 1 out of 11 might have been a little funny

Im kinda running out on things my minds on a blank so i'm gonna tell you all a story about myself and the next blog will be better I promise.

Warning: This is a story about a lack of love, 6th forms, mums, Indiana Jones and is violently graphic
A long time ago I was planning to go to another 6th form, my mum has never been really proud of me and we had a huge fight in the car and she told me that I didnt look smart enough for the interview as well as that I was going to be an embarassment to her. (I wore a smart shirt and a tie but my smart jeans let me down) anyway just to say upon closer observation that my mum missed a key part of dressing for my interview! I won't say what but feel free to ask if you want. Anyway we arrived at the 6th form and took a seat in reception we wern't on speaking groups regardless of how much she apologised. The head of 6th form greeted us and took us around the place, the 6th form block wasnt finished yet but he promised it would be by the time I started anyway we went around the place and it was kinda nice had a good look round. He proceeded to take us to his office, we made it into the building and there was a flat mat on the ground I traveresed the flat mat with ease however my mum took it a little to fast. The mat went flying into the air and my mum began to roll towards me, and shes a bit of chunky lady so like the scene in Indiana Jones I began to run but didnt have enough time to get away with the ancient artifact I had stolen. Regardless she then smacked into the back of my legs and almost took me down with her. She then sat on the ground pulling a family guy, that is moving back and forwards clutching the leg she had scratched. Eventually upon pulling the mat off the roof we went into the heads office. It was here my mum began to inspect the damage on her knee pulling off bits of dead skin while the head was talking and asking us questions. How embarassing, anyway the questions were drawing to a close and my mum was happy with what she had done to her knee pulling her trackies <- yes trackies. Back down her leg she smashed her head into the corner of the table. Shocked the head of 6th form gave me an offer because otherwise I would have sued his arse.

We left the 6th form with me saying "Whos gonna embarass who?"
Only to be told to "Shut your (Insert swear word here) mouth Christopher!!!"

To be honest I tell the story far better when given time

Also feel free to post any memorable moments
And until I can be bothered to post anything else ;) :P